To ask for help
A Personal Prayer
Oh God our help in ages past
Do not desert us at our last,
Overlook our sins, our greed,
Our vanity, and intercede
On our behalf, that we may gain,
A Place inside that Holy Train,
To take us to eternal life;
At least for me and my wife.
Dear Wife, Please Help
Dear Wife do come and help me please,
I need your help, it is not a tease.
My socks are stuck around my neck,
I need your help, Oh Please! Oh heck!
I cannot reach my little toes,
They are so far down from my nose.
In between is my big fat tum
Oh please dear wife, be my mum!